James: "So, I designed a new bag today." Me: "Ooohhhh, what does it look like?" James: "You'll just have to wait and see." Me: "Can't you send me a picture?" James: "I'll show it to you in two weeks, when you come home." Me: "But that's two whole weeks!" James: "It'll be worth the wait. It looks great though..." Me: "Not even one tiny little picture? [...]