James: "So, I designed a new bag today."
Me: "Ooohhhh, what does it look like?"
James: "You'll just have to wait and see."
Me: "Can't you send me a picture?"
James: "I'll show it to you in two weeks, when you come home."
Me: "But that's two whole weeks!"
James: "It'll be worth the wait. It looks great though..."
Me: "Not even one tiny little picture? [...]